Friday, 4 October 2013

Grand Masti , What Next ?

Release date – 20'th September 2013

One Word which describes the film – Crass 


Grossest Dialogue  –  The principal of a college named SLUTS pulls down the boxers of a guy called Harddick and says, 
' Isse kehte hai naam bade aur darshan chhote.'    

Genre – Adult Comedy
  
Writer- Milap Zaveri , Tushar Hiranandani

Music – Anand Raj Anand , Sanjeev Darshan

Producer- Ashok Thakeria , Indra Kumar

Budget - 31 crore (Including print and advertising)

By now you all must be knowing that a film criticized and shunned by all and sundry has become the highest grosser among the films with an ‘A’ (Adults only) certificate at the Box Office beating the lifetime record of  'The Dirty Picture(85 crores). 

This has made the producers and directors quote on National TV that the audience is hypocrite , they call a film vulgar and then enjoy it too. 


In an interview the producer Ashok Thakeria said that the magnitude of success of Grand Masti has taken them all aback . ' We are definitely going into Masti 3 right away. The first sequel took us nine years to make. The second sequel will come in much less time and will be far more sexy raunchy and in-your-face. The audience loved our sense of humour. We will give them a lot more of everything.” 

Milap Jhaveri says , The USP of part 3 would be the same as part 2. Mad, naughty, crazy, and risqué humour.”

Indra Kumar said on Zoom that the main reason behind the grand success of the film is that no one till now has made a film on adult jokes . ' I took a collection of jokes from internet and my phone and converted it into visual form. We all are aware of this type of humor and share it everyday with our friends so what's the harm in showing it on the big screen ?'

All these arguments from the makers of the film made me think on what next ? Till what extent will Meet , Amar and Prem go in the 3'rd part to show the plight of married men ?
They  taught us the meaning of A , B, C to F here , will the sequel decode the remaining alphabets too ?

An edited version of Grand Masti has been submitted to the censor board for satellite and television screening. The main point is once they remove the offensive content will the movie last even 30 minutes ?

In a line even though the film has been declared a box office hit surpassing the 100 crores mark , it's just a collection of adult jokes which you must have read and shared a 100 times .

Not to be seen with family or kids . 

Rank- 39 (Out of the 54 films I have seen in 2013)

Thursday, 3 October 2013

Besharam - How the Mighty have Fallen.

Release date – 2nd October 2013

One Word which describes the film – Disappointing


Best Dialogue  – ' Ye khoon kharaba apna style nahi ,ye to sirf apna talent batana tha.'



Genre – Comedy /Romance
  
Writer- Abhinav Kashyap, Rajeev Barnwal

Music –Lalit Pandit

Producer- Himanshu Mehra , Sanjeev Gupta

  

Budget - 80 crores (including print and publicity)


When a film has a startcast of Ranbir Kapoor ( whose last films were  Rockstar , Barfi!  &  Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani ) and Rishi Kapoor who gave powerful performances in  D-Day , Aurangzeb and  Shuddh Desi Romance  you start expecting a lot from it. 
What the film actually delivers, is a story taken straight away from old films, poorly written screenplay and dialogues, too many songs and dances, weak characters and a lead pair who share zero chemistry.

Abhinav Kashyap, who made his directorial debut in 2010 through Dabangg has totally antagonized the audience with his second film. The full blame for this nonsense in the name of action/romance /comedy lies on his shoulder as not only he wrote the story he also wasted talented actors like Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh in roles where they had nothing to do.
Ranbeer Kapoor, who is the current heart throb is made to wear cheap clothes, use lame lines and act like a buffoon in most of the film. Even Kashyap's girlfriend and leading lady of the film, Pallavi got no preferential treatment. Though she is a manager who drives a Mercedes she wears Globus kind of clothes( bought during sale period) and has no dialogues or chance to show her acting skills.

The tag line of the film is 'Na samman ka moh , na apman ka bhay'. Sorry Mr Kashyap but this film has nothing for which you will receive a single word of praise or appreciation. 

The film was released in 3600 screens and because of Ranbeer Kapoor's popularity it made an opening day collection of 20 crores. Ranbir Kapoor must have realised  that he made a blunder in choosing to act in this film as he took no interest in promoting the film in Mumbai or any other cities.

In a line, the 3 Kapoors together have given such a 3'rd class film that in future I would rather watch a movie starring the 3 Bachchans (Sarkar Raj) or 3 Deols (Apne) .

Highly Avoidable.

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Film Ranking 2013

This list is made on the entertainment value of the film. If you do not watch Bollywood films regularly , it will help you in deciding which film you should see first  . 

(The budget and worldwide collection figures are approximate numbers to give you an idea about how the film fared at the box office )


1. Special 26 - 4 star
    Budget - 35 crores
    Worldwide Collections- Rs 81 crores

2. Bhaag Milkha Bhaag - 3.5 star
    Budget- 50 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 103 crores

3. Dhoom 3 - 3.5 stars
   Budget- 100 crores
   
 4. Krrish 3
    Budget-  crores
    Worldwide Collections

5. Vishwaroopam - 3.5 star
    Budget - 95 crores
    Worldwide Collections- Rs 213 crores

6. Kai Po Che - 3.5 star
    Budget- 25 crores
   Worldwide Collections- Rs 63 crores

7. Sahib biwi gangster returns - 3.5 star
   Budget - 7 crores
   Worldwide Collections- Rs 25 crores  

8.Go Goa Gone - 3.5 stars
  Budget- 20 crores
  Worldwide Collections- 28 crores

9. Ye Jawani Hai Diwani - 3 stars
    Budget- 45 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 190 crores

 10. Jolly LLB - 3.5 star
    Budget - 12 crores  
   Worldwide Collections- Rs 34 crores

11. Mere Dad Ki Maruti - 3.5 star
  Budget-  10 crores
 Worldwide Collections- Rs 13.5 crores

12. Race 2 - 3 star
     Budget - 60 crores
    Worldwide Collections- Rs 130 crores

13. Shootout At Wadala - 3 star
     Budget- 42 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 62 crores

14. Aurangzeb - 3 star 
    Budget- 25 crores
     Worldwide Collections- 27 crores

15. Raanjhanaa - 3 star
   Budget- 35 crores
  Worldwide Collections - 69 crores

16. Ramleela 
    Budget-  crores
    Worldwide Collections

17. Madras Cafe - 3 star
     Budget- 35 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 48 crores

18. Lunchbox - 3 star

19. Shuddh Desi Romance - 3 star 
     Budget-  25 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 56 crores

20. D Day - 3 star
  Budget- 30 crores
 Worldwide Collections - 30 crores

21. Bombay Talkies - 3 star

22. Ramaiya Vastavaiya - 3 star 

    Budget- 38 crores
     Worldwide Collections - 35 crores

23. Table no.21 - 3 star

24. Matru ki bijli ka mandola - 3 star
   Budget - 33 crores
   Worldwide Collections- Rs 56 crores

25. Chennai Express - 2.5 star
     Budget- 90 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 345 crores

26. Satyagraha - 2.5 star
    Budget-  50  crores
   Worldwide Collections - 74 crores

27. Bullett Raja - 2.5 stars

28. Once upon a time in Mumbai Dobara -2.5 star
    Budget- 85 crores
   Worldwide Collections - 69 crores

29- Lootera - 2.5 star
     Budget- 33 crores
     Worldwide Collections - 38 crores

30.  ABCD - 2.5 star (must watch for dance lovers)
      Budget- 12 crores
     Worldwide Collections -46 crores


31. Murder3 - 2.5 stars
     Budget- 7 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 23 crores

32. Chasme Baddoor - 2.5 stars
      Budget- 20 crores
     Worldwide Collections - 45 crores

33. Commando - 3 stars
      Worldwide Collections- Rs 22 crores    

34. Gori Tere Pyar Main - 2.5 stars

35. Aashiqui 2  - 2.5 stars
      Budget-  12 crores 
      Worldwide Collections - 85 crores

36. Fukrey - 2.5 stars
     Budget- 11 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 36.5 crores

37 . Mickey Virus 
    Budget-  crores
    Worldwide Collections

38. Policegiri - 2.5 stars

39. Phata Poster Nikla Hero - 2.5 star
      Budget- 40 crores
      Worldwide Collections - 45 crores

40. Ghanchakkar - 2.5 stars

41. Rangrezz - 2 stars

42. Ishkq in Paris - 2 stars

43. Nautanki Saala - 2 stars
      Budget- 16 crores
     Worldwide Collections- Rs 20 crores

44. Besharam - 2 stars

45. Grand Masti - 2 star
     Budget- 31 crores
    Worldwide Collections - 105 crores

46. Issaq - 2 star

47. Sare Jahan se mehnga - 2.5 stars

48. Zilla Ghaziabad - 2.5 stars

49. I me aur main - 2 stars
    Worldwide Collections- Rs 11.5 crores

50. Gippi - 2 stars

51. Inkaar - 2 stars

52. David - 1.5 star

53. Akaashvani -  1 star

54. Jayanta bhai ki love story - 1 star