Tuesday 16 January 2018

Mukkabaaz~ 'Ye pyaar nahi hai khel priye!'


Cast: Vineet Singh, Jimmy Shergill, Zoya Hussain, Ravi Kishan
Co-Writer and Director: Anurag Kashyap
Budget- 10 Crores approximately
Best Dialogue- "Jab boxer ko chot lagti hai to khoon coach ka hi behta hai."

If like me you also wondered that why is the film called Mukkabaaz, the director has kept an explanatory scene.
Ravi Kishan, the coach tells his student that he always wanted to be a boxer but he never got a chance to play professionally because he belonged to the lower caste..On streets people used to say.. "Wo dekho sala mukkabaaz ja raha hai".
So now he doesn't want his students to let go of the chance to be a professional boxer and tells them, “Ab ye tumhe tay karna hai ki tumhe mukkabaaz banna hai ya mukkebaaz”.
The film focuses on the caste system and the dirty politics in sports which is very prevalent in small-towns of U.P.
Shravan Singh, an aspiring boxer sees a girl at his coach Bhagwan Das’s house and falls in love. To impress her, he refuses to do the household chores which Bhagwan Das expects all his players to do. By mistake Shravan punches Bhagwan Das and he threatens Shravan that he will end his boxing career.

The film’s name suggests a film on boxing but most of the fighting in the film takes place outside the ring.

There’s a son fighting with his father who keeps taunting him for not landing a regular job like others. He tells him that he failed in studies because he wasn't a bright student. He doesn't mind telling his parents, “Jab aap dono shoonya hai to hum kaha se Aryabhatt ho jaye!

There’s a girl who is fighting with her mother that just because she can't speak she doesn’t want anyone to take pity on her or consider her a handicap. She wants to marry for love and do higher studies.

Then there is a honest coach who is fighting for his students.. He shaves off his moustache and when one of his students asks the reason he says, "jab tum mai se koi state jeetega tab rakhenge”.

There’s a Brahmin coach who for his greed for money and power destroys careers of aspiring boxers and crushes those who dare to raise a voice against him.

The characters are powerful and keep us entertained for the first half. The second half is darker and we cheer for the protagonist who despite the hurdles he faces, refuses to give up his dream.
The songs, Mushkil hai apna mail priye, Bahut hua samman, Bahut dukha man, Fir to ho gayi haathapai, Paintra are a part of the story and keep us involved in it.

Though I wonder what was Nawazuddin Siddiqui doing in a song which looked like a remake of the hit song, ‘emotional atyachar’ from DevD.

The climax of the film was beyond my understanding and  can be the reason for the mixed word of mouth.

The film had low buzz because of which it has earned less than 5 Crores in 4 days.

In a line, Vineet Singh is no hero material but the way he has transformed himself into Shravan Singh is commendable.

Can be seen in theaters.

Saturday 13 January 2018

Kaalakaandi~ LSD (It's not about love, sex or dhoka)

Cast- Saif Ali Khan, Akshay Oberoi, Kunaal Roy Kapur, Deepak Dobriyal,
Vijay Raaz, Sobhita Dhulipala,Amyra Dastur and Shehnaaz Treasury

Writer/ Director- Akshat Verma

Budget- 20 Crores approximately

Most informative Dialogue- You don't take LSD. You drop acid!

Kaalakaandi is a Marathi slang for when things go disastrously wrong.
The film is a dark comedy written and directed by Delhi Belly(2011) fame, Akshat Verma.

Life changes overnight for Saif Ali Khan (as we don't get to know his name till the end of the film) when he comes to know that depsite leading a healthy lifestyle he has stomach cancer and has just 3 months to live. To makeup for the lost time he decides to check off things to do from his bucket list. Though he only manages to get high on LSD and tell a transgender, "humko bahut curiosity hai aapke saman ke baare mai".

Along with Saif's story there are other stories of his brother getting married, two mafia henchmen planning to double cross their boss, a girl who has to catch a flight to the US to pursue her PhD, leaving her boyfriend behind because she thinks that they don't have the time, energy or money to get married.

Like Delhi Belly, the characters of Kaalakaandi are colourful and don't mind using provocative or abusive words as and when the script demands. So we have a drunk Shehnaz telling her BFF that she likes young boys because they follow you around and are always horny. A hot girl tells her timid boyfriend that she will teach Kamasutra to the whole country.

First half of the film is fast and keeps us rooted to our seats. The scenes where Saif is hallucinating from the effects of the acid are beautifully shot. We get to see dolphins on the streets, helicopter infront of the car and Saif holding a dropping comet on his hand.

After interval there is no surprise element and it looks like the director was in a hurry to link all the three stories.

The film was completed almost a year back but it's release kept getting postponed. Because of poor advertising and competition from Mukkabaaz, 1921 and Tiger Zinda Hai, the film managed to earn around 2 Crores in 2 days which is dismal considering the star cast.

In a line, despite having its moments, the film just starts and ends like an episode of a Hollywood series and has not a single memorable dialogue or well acted scene.

Avoidable.