Review of Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Release Date - 5'th October 2012

One Word which describes the film -  Irritating

Worst Dialogue –  " Har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai bus keemat sahi honi chahiye "  

Genre- Comedy/ Romance /Drama

Story & Direction-  Sanjay M Khanduri 

Producer –  Amit Chandra


Music Director -  Amjad Nadeem, Santokh Singh

Cast – Vivek Oberoi, Mallika Sherawat


Budget –  10- 15 crores (approx)

I liked Sanjay Khanduri's last film  Ek Chalis Ki Last Local   (2007), which was a comedy thriller covering  Mumbai’s underworld . In this film Mumbai becomes Delhi and the local train is replaced by the Delhi metro so I expected a reasonably entertaining film .The film started well . There were dialogues starting with "Wo kehte hai na " which gave a deja vu kind of feeling . 

. After 15 minutes so many characters were introduced and so many parallel stories were running that slowly it started getting on the nerves .

Vivek Oberoi looked so unnatural in the role of a  college guy plus he had to say irritating dialogues like ' Mai kisi aurat ko nahi jaanta, mai to virgin hoon!'  and  ' Dilli main raat ko har admi shikari ban jata hai " . 

Mallika Sherawat commonly known as Jalebi bai had nothing much to do .She couldn't act and had no scope of skin show . And to add salt to her wounds Neha Dhupia  in a cameo showed more skin than her !!

In the  two and a half hours the director took us  from a party of corrupt politicians, to a team of goons who are out to celebrate their Captain's (Ashutosh Rana ) birthday , to a pizza delivery boy who by interval turns into an ear eating superman ,  to a  Punjabi wedding via flood-lit stadium, tortured us with really sick gay jokes, made us watch both the hero and the heroine  almost get raped, and by the climax took us to the first party .

It was like there was no end to the night . To complicate matter the director has tried to add the patriotic element too by introducing a scam and people dying to stop the  proof  from going into wrong hands. 

In a line giving free packet of aspirin along with every ticket could have been a good selling strategy for the film . 

Highly Avoidable .